I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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