He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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