Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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