i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This is the high leading the old right now
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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