I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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