Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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