I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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