Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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