Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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