i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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