found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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