I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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