There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I would ride that face into the sunset
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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