a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Never underestimate the power of titties
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