I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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