I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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