Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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