Having a random hookup so left but love u
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We have started to decorate penises.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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