i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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