Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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