I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Your dad touched me again.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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