I'm really into asian looking animals
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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