did you get engaged???
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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