Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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