i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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