Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize