Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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