just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just found a bag of teeth...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
