Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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