oh god the rape fog is back!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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