Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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