Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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