I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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