Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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