In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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