i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
this hospital has no fireball
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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