I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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