Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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