at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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