Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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