just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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