I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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