From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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