They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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