love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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