i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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