I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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