I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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