we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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