We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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