So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
a search helicopter?!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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