Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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