so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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