nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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