If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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