im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.