Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

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(206): View more from Washington

We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.

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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.

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You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT

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(248): View more from Michigan

Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends

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