The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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