Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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