I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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